Apr 15
HOW DO LEGS WORK!?!
im gonna piss my fucking pants omg
[ I CAN’T BREATH]
MOTHER FUCKER CALL LIFE ALERT
always reblog
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Apr 15
DONE, I say!
Please tell me this is a photoshop lie.
(Source: autumnlovesautumn)
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Apr 15
Top 20 Useless Superpowers
Turning into a laptop forever doesn’t seem so useless.
I’d like to seduce hats.
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Apr 15
Bei fang you jia ren
Jue shi er du li
Yi gu qing ren cheng
Zai gu qing ren guo
Ning bu zhi
Qing cheng yu qing guo
Jia ren nan zai de
北方有佳人, 絕世而獨立。 一顧傾人城, 再顧傾人国。 寧不知倾城与倾国。 佳人難再得。
In the North there's a lady, stunning and singular. One look confounds a city; a touch dooms an empire. Rather not wishing to know, the ruination that may follow. Rare beauty is here and now.
